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Yeah, I know. It’s not beer. It looked like beer though. It was next to the “weird beers,” like Budweiser Energy Beer (nasty). It is the same color as beer. It was on sale. When I took my first taste though, I knew it wasn’t beerish. Then I looked closely at the label. A rhino bursing past two barrels of apples.

I tastes more like really old martinelli’s apple cider. Watered down apple juice, a hint a bitterness and a buzz. I guess this is what they had to drink in the Beowulf days, along with their Mead. In modern days though, if you wanted to drink something like this, you might as well go for a Zima. Horsnby’s Hard Cider is on my “do not purchase anymore” list. Now what am I going to do with the other five?